Does anyone recognize this?

It was a late night. A friend and I were listening to Eminem while wearing our vintage Adidas track suits. As the smooth polyester shone in the moonlight my friend looked at me and said "Eminem is definitely a 'mo."
"A 'mo?" I asked.
"A homo," he replied. "Why do you think he puts on such a homophobic front? So the typical homophobic american teen will think he's the shit!"
"In Burma the natives worshipped homosexuals as demi-gods," I said to him. "A man who was gay but refused to admit it was hunted like a wildebeast and his skin mounted as a trophy in the hut of the man or woman who caught him."

I found it in a text file on my hard drive, but I have no idea if I wrote it, or if I found it somewhere on the internet and saved it. I tried Google but nothing turned up. So...anyone know where it came from?

Come to think of it...I think I know...I decided to post as J. Peterman (the catalogue dude from Seinfeld) on an Eminem message board (because I've got way too much time on my hands).